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Ingredients
2 slices bread
Cheese
1 Toaster
1 Butter knife
1 Fridge
1 plastic plate
Instructions
Grab 2 slices of bread. If mouldy, discard green parts, pop rest into toaster. Open fridge, find cheese. Cut cheese. If smoker, walk out of kitchen door for fag while waiting for bread to toast. If non-smoker, nibble on cheese. Put cheese between slices of bread. Eat. Repeat when hungry.
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